Roll Up Your Fur and Get To Work

Obama-Biden-ClintonGood morning America, Smutty is wrapping up his coverage of the 2012 election.  Everyone is exhausted from trying to keep track of the ups and downs but mostly just thankful its over. Now its time to get to work.

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Smutty Relocates

Smutty’s human has moved his blog to a new host site.  Smutty wants his loyal fans to know where the new site is to keep up with the latest Rants and Reviews.

Click here and bookmark to keep up with Smutty.  He has a video of his own coming soon and you won’t want to miss it.  It may even have a cameo from the Avengers.  Don’t forget to follow the new blog and happy Saturday!

Never Mind the Election, Watch Out For the Robots!

With the last major hurdle overcome, robots can now begin their planned takeover.  Some idiot has taught them to climb stairs.  Now there’s nowhere to run.

At least we felines can still climb trees.  So, don’t go teaching them that!  Smutty already has his post picked out.  Good luck.

The Informed Opinion

Hey Fox News, check your fact checkers before posting stories.  Make sure they don’t think like this;

What Were They Thinking??

Smutty occasionally takes time out to ponder some questionable Human behaviors.  Yesterday Smutty found out that major sportswear company Adidas, had developed and almost brought to market a pair of sneakers with bright orange shackles attached to the ankles.

Correct me if Smutty is wrong, but isn’t Adidas’ primary customer base young, African American males?  What possible spin could be placed on a product which evokes images of slavery and prison?  There is no way someone in the entire Adidas company did not mention this as a possible issue.  If not, Adidas needs to hire some minorities in Public Relations immediately.

The design was defended by Adidas as being “quirky and lighthearted”.  Smutty wants to know if the designer feels lighting cat and dog tails on fire is considered “quirky and lighthearted” or if he would be offended if a mugger slapped and beat his mother then sold brass knuckles as a “fun” product.  Shackles cannot be considered in a fun or humorous manner by anyone, for any reason.

If Adidas is truly sincere about not intending to offend, they should hire some minorities on the product review team right now.  Smutty is available for consultation.

Meantime, all young males need to sell their Adidas’ and head to the nearest Nike store.  Vote with your wallets and show this company just how “quirky and lighthearted” you feel about their offense.  Smutty will not be gracing any of his 4 feet with any Adidas products.

No Excuse For Rudeness

Smutty had the horrifying experience of witnessing “customer service” in action at a “Human Services” office. The customer was having an emergency of some kind and wanted to talk with her worker.  After calling on the in-house phone several times, she got no response.  She got in line again and politely asked if they would check and see if her worker was in, or send an e-mail to say she was waiting.  The desk person snidely stated “that’s the way they did it on (street name) this is (street name)”.  The customer said there’s no reason to be rude, and was subjected to more rudeness before some other staff intervened.

Smutty knows rudeness when he hears it, and this “customer service” person treated everyone in her line like crap.  We all are aware of the state of the economy, but there is no excuse to treat people seeking help like pond scum.  Most new entrants to the DHS system would rather be anywhere else.  Why mistreat them and make it worse?

Hopefully as the economy gets better, humans will remember their manners.  Otherwise, animals will be better behaved and will tell their kids “don’t act like a bunch of humans”.

Smutty can hope.

Human Holiday Hangups

OrnamentsSmutty enjoys Thanksgiving food as much as the next pet, but apparently humans are more territorial than animals.  Stabbing a guest over a chair is extreme behavior.  Seriously, you couldn’t sit somewhere else?  Now you face felony charges over where you wanted to sit.  Um, cats just find another spot.  This wasn’t even a fight over food, (animals understand that), but over where to put your butt.

And who has time during the busy holidays to hack into someone’s printer and set it on fire?  Get a hobby, there is no advantage to melting the printer of random people.

OK, if you break into someone’s home and hold them hostage, you cannot sue them for breach of contract because they turned you in to the police.  Now that that’s clear, please someone tell this man.  Any contract made at knife point is invalid.  Just because you offered them money does not make it OK that you are holding them at knife point.  If you were stupid enough to fall asleep, sorry chump, go to jail.

Finally, an example of sever overkill; Raiding the Occupy L.A. camp with 1,400 police in the middle of the night.  Not one of the cities evicting the Occupy protesters has addressed the issues.  Not one candidate has addressed the valid concerns of a large population.  The attitude seems to be; just make them go away so the privileged don’t have to look at them while spending money on frivolities.  Maybe more people can take a look at just how many are hurting and spend some money getting families into homes instead of in parks.  Just saying.

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