Batten Down for the Zombie Apocalypse

Smutty is pleased to announce that the final important aspect of the election has now been covered thanks to Joss Whedon.  Joss has done an excellent job distilling the choices in this election down to its purest elements.

Do you want the Zombie Apocalypse?

If you are truly prepared and unafraid of the Zombie Apocalypse, stand tall behind Mitt Romney and cast your vote secure in the belief that you can weather the coming storm.

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Humans are Slow Learners

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Perusing the day’s news, Smutty has found a few stories showing just how slow humans are to learn from their mistakes.

In a tragic story about a young girl being killed, there was this quote;

As technicians in white coveralls searched Sigg’s home, neighbors described the 17-year-old as a quiet, goth boy who often work black clothes.

“He was shy and kept to himself,” said Brooke Olds, 13, who usually saw Sigg alone on a skateboard or scooter.

How many stories have to have these phrases before human parents realize they need to get their children some help?

In other news, President Obama addressed the recent Republican comment regarding rape by stating;  (Read more here)

Romney Flip Flops Again

Smutty is wearing a neck brace.  He strained his neck from trying to keep up with Mitt Romney’s constantly changing stream of lies.  (And hey, check out the hairstyle change from early “car salesman” to a more laid back modern style).  Smutty is interested in seeing the “binders full of women” though.

Mitt Romney has spent over a year stating he will cut taxes for the wealthy, eliminate Obamacare and of course, the infamous “47%” quip,

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Smutty is Eastwooding

Smutty EastwoodingYes, Smutty has been #Eastwooding.  Smutty is ashamed to admit it, but after reading the Huffington Post, he had to jump into the #Eastwooding fray.

Eastwooding is not just a momentary fad, Smutty declares that Eastwooding will become a lifestyle choice.  Seniors of the world rejoice, your moment to shine has been delivered by Dirty Harry himself.

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Teaser Look at Smuttageddon

Smutty’s human has been busy working on his debut video, Smuttageddon.

Smuttageddon chronicles Smutty’s path to world domination.  Unfortunately, Smutty has a powerful
nemesis who continues to get in the way.  Please let us know in the comments if you like the trailer.

Click here to view trailer.

Play the New Transformers Game Free

For a short time, the new installment demo of Transformers game play is free.  Transformers: Fall of Cybertron is available to play free on XBOX and Playstation.  To whet your appetite, Smutty has provided some clips from the game… Read More

Smutty Relocates

Smutty’s human has moved his blog to a new host site.  Smutty wants his loyal fans to know where the new site is to keep up with the latest Rants and Reviews.

Click here and bookmark to keep up with Smutty.  He has a video of his own coming soon and you won’t want to miss it.  It may even have a cameo from the Avengers.  Don’t forget to follow the new blog and happy Saturday!

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